- You Get What You Inspect Not What You Expect!
- When You Want it Bad You Get it Bad!
- Prior Proper Planning Prevents Poor Performance!
- Set the Example - Don't Be the Example!
- When You Point the Finger at Someone Else There Are Three Fingers Pointing Back at You!
- The Good Lord Made Arrogant Bullies for Me to Have Fun with!
- When You Are 100% Sure That Everything Is Going Perfectly, You're In Deeeeep Trouble!
- Make the Program Work for You Instead of You Working for the Program!
- You Can’t Take a Conversation Into Court But You can Always take a Document Into Court!
- Deadlines Always Arrive on Time!
- A Plan Is a Guidebook and Not a Rulebook!
- There are Only Two Kinds of Trials - Acquittals and Successful Appeals!
- There’s Never Time to Do it Right, but Always Time to Do it Over!
- When You Have Figured out What I Am Doing - I’m Doing Something Else!
- When You Re-invent the Wheel, You Usually Get a Square Product!
- When in Doubt - Go Nuke Early!
